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Chances are you don&rsquo;t remember what you said when you were high, which is a shame, because it was probably incredibly deep and enlightening (or possibly dumb and incriminating, but we&rsquo;ll give you the benefit of the doubt). Fortunately, the guy sitting in the corner was scribbling your brilliant words on napkins and texting them to Morton Carter for posterity: &ldquo;You have friends in high places. I just have high friends.&rdquo; &ldquo;Why doesn&rsquo;t Tarzan have a beard?&rdquo; &ldquo;Make me unweird.&rdquo; &ldquo;Violence is never the answer, man. Unless the question is &lsquo;what is never the answer?&rsquo;&rdquo; &ldquo;You know what would make a great book, man? The history of tits.&rdquo; &ldquo;There&rsquo;s no fake monkey teeth. I looked that up, too.&rdquo; &ldquo;No matter how long you live, you&rsquo;re dead a lot longer.&rdquo; In the spirit of <em>Things Drunk People Say,</em> the stumbling, intriguing, nonsensical but hilarious words are enhanced with creative, original art and published for the world to see (don&rsquo;t worry, the quotes are listed anonymously). You&rsquo;ll laugh, you&rsquo;ll cry, you&rsquo;ll wonder why the hell you&rsquo;re ever sober when you&rsquo;re clearly much more interesting when you&rsquo;re stoned. Why didn&rsquo;t anyone think of this before?
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Things Stoned People Say, Morton Carter
- Taal
- Jaar van publicatie
- 2013
- Bindwijze
- (Paperback)
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- Titel
- Things Stoned People Say
- Taal
- Engels
- Auteurs
- Morton Carter
- Uitgever
- Skyhorse Publishing
- Jaar van publicatie
- 2013
- Formaat
- Paperback
- Aantal pagina's
- 144
- ISBN10
- 1620876388
- ISBN13
- 9781620876381
- Reeks
- Tags
- Historisch thema, Humor, Dieren, Dranken, Tarzan
- Aantekening
- Chances are you don&rsquo;t remember what you said when you were high, which is a shame, because it was probably incredibly deep and enlightening (or possibly dumb and incriminating, but we&rsquo;ll give you the benefit of the doubt). Fortunately, the guy sitting in the corner was scribbling your brilliant words on napkins and texting them to Morton Carter for posterity: &ldquo;You have friends in high places. I just have high friends.&rdquo; &ldquo;Why doesn&rsquo;t Tarzan have a beard?&rdquo; &ldquo;Make me unweird.&rdquo; &ldquo;Violence is never the answer, man. Unless the question is &lsquo;what is never the answer?&rsquo;&rdquo; &ldquo;You know what would make a great book, man? The history of tits.&rdquo; &ldquo;There&rsquo;s no fake monkey teeth. I looked that up, too.&rdquo; &ldquo;No matter how long you live, you&rsquo;re dead a lot longer.&rdquo; In the spirit of <em>Things Drunk People Say,</em> the stumbling, intriguing, nonsensical but hilarious words are enhanced with creative, original art and published for the world to see (don&rsquo;t worry, the quotes are listed anonymously). You&rsquo;ll laugh, you&rsquo;ll cry, you&rsquo;ll wonder why the hell you&rsquo;re ever sober when you&rsquo;re clearly much more interesting when you&rsquo;re stoned. Why didn&rsquo;t anyone think of this before?