Jennifer WorickVolgorde van de boeken (chronologisch)
Deze auteur richt zich op onderwerpen die haar persoonlijk boeien en doordrenkt haar werk met een aanzienlijke dosis humor. Onder de geestigheid schuilt echter een oprecht sentimentele kern die voortdurend naar boven komt. Ze staat bekend om haar boeiende, instructieve stijl en leidt lezers vaak door praktische inhoud in boeken, blogs en artikelen. Haar onderscheidende aanpak combineert komische observaties met oprechte emotionele resonantie en praktisch advies, wat zorgt voor een unieke en meeslepende leeservaring.
This indispensable collection of jokes and quotes by and for funny ladies makes a great gift. This pocket-sized volume contains dozens of hilarious jokes that’ll make any women grin—or groan. Plus the ten worst pick-up lines, tips for delivering jokes, quotations from famous female comedians, a section of jokes for kids, and much, much more, · The One about the Sneezing Virgin· The One about the Blind Man in the Nudist Colony· The One about the Tequila Diet· The One about the Buddhist in the Pizza Parlor· And more!
Things That Chap My Hidethings I want to punch in the face: 1) a humorous way to convey annoyance or frustration over those little things in life that bug; 2) petty peeves warranting a tongue-in-cheek lashing but involving no physical retribution; 3) an expression made wildly popular by the blog Things I Want to Punch in the Face.Synonyms: chap your hide, get your goat, rub the wrong way.Antonyms: make out with, love so much you should marry it, float your boat, blow your skirt upJennifer Worick had a bad day. And then a bad week. She channelled her aggravation into creating the blog Things I Want to Punch in the Face, which became a sensation. Although her bad week passed, she has continued to take note of the little irritations that torment us all daily. Old guys with ponytails. 20-minute coffee prep. Bizspeak. Vanity plates. Celebrity baby names. Excessive punctuation. It’s astounding how the little things can drive a person insane.Now the book has arrived and stars more than 100 of Worick’s most punch-worthy aggravations, rated on a scale of 1 to 5 fists. She rants, she vents, she amuses with little factoids about the things that annoy the crap out of us. In short, she has created a hilarious gift book that has something for everyone to hate, from the last swig of beer, to SkyMall, to utilikilts, to people who don’t believe in TV.You’ve never had so much fun with annoyances before.
The authors of the best-selling The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook are back—and they've brought a date. Whatever your own dating nightmares are, take it from the professionals, things can get worse. Just in time for Valentine's Day, here are dozens of scenarios covering every phase of the romantic—or not so romantic—turn of events. Learn how to remove stubborn articles of clothing, slip away from a blind date, and get rid of unsightly stains. Discover the secrets of dealing with a bad kisser and of surviving a meeting with your date's parents. Hands-on, step-by-step illustrated instructions help guide you through these and many more perils d'amor. Tasteful and useful, and with an appendix of great pickup lines, breakup lines, and all-purpose excuses, this is the book you need when you wake up next to someone whose name you can't remember.
