Hideaki Sorachi Boeken

It's samurai vs. aliens! The samurai didn't stand a chance. First, the aliens invaded Japan. Next, they took all the jobs. And then they confiscated everyone's swords. So what does a hotheaded former samurai like Gintoki "Gin" Sakata do to make ends meet? Take any odd job that comes his way, even if it means losing his dignity. Oh, Baby, You Make It Hurt So Good A Song for Gin (by Sachan) When you smash the dish that's strapped to my head You're doing it for honor so it's all okay Sandpaper makes lousy toilet tissue (someone said) You can use my picture (but you're gonna pay) Don't fight for Otae (Shinpachi should) Oh, baby, you make it hurt so gooood!

It's samurai vs. aliens!The samurai didn't stand a chance. First, the aliens invaded Japan. Next, they took all the jobs. And then they confiscated everyone's swords. So what does a hotheaded former samurai like Gintoki "Gin" Sakata do to make ends meet? Take any odd job that comes his way, even if it means losing his dignity.Some Things You Can't Cut With A SwordYoruzuya Trio Hunting and Gathering List1. Zombie bear with mysterious mushroom growing out of head (magic?)2. Crab chock-full of food poisoning (yum!)3. Hot nurse in hospital (where we wind up due to #2)4. Goro, queen of the human-size cockroaches (no comment)5. 100 ice cream mini-cups (yum!)6. The truth behind a cult that purports to make your dreams a reality (dream on…)

The samurai didn't stand a chance. First, the aliens invaded Japan. Next, they took all the jobs. And then they confiscated everyone's swords. So what does a hotheaded former samurai like Sakata "Gin" Gintoki do to make ends meet? Take any odd job that comes his way, even if it means losing his dignity.The Longest Way Around Is the Shortest WayThings I've Learned While Living With Gin (by Kagura)1. Buildings get destroyed because they are in the way.2. If you're going to stalk someone, watch out for pit-traps!3. People who say Santa doesn't really exist actually want to believe in him.4. Some people (Shinpachi) are always the butt of the joke.5. No matter what Gin says ice cream is a great prize for winning a snowball fight, uh-huh!

It's samurai vs. aliens!The samurai didn't stand a chance. First, the aliens invaded Japan. Next, they took all the jobs. And then they confiscated everyone's swords. So what does a hotheaded former samurai like Gintoki "Gin" Sakata do to make ends meet? Take any odd job that comes his way, even if it means losing his dignity.The Sun Rises AgainGin's Surefire Dating Tips1. Chicks with cat ears that you meet online are always hiding something. 2. Riding with a cute girl on the back of your scooter is cool (but watch out for the rocket boost). 3. Never allow partially a blind ninja to take care of your wounds (even if she looks hot in a nurse's uniform).4. When getting involved in a coup d'etat, remember to bring your umbrella (what's that got to do with dating?!)

It's samurai vs. aliens! The samurai didn't stand a chance. First, the aliens invaded Japan. Next, they took all the jobs. And then they confiscated everyone's swords. So what does a hotheaded former samurai like Gintoki "Gin" Sakata do to make ends meet? Take any odd job that comes his way, even if it means losing his dignity. Whatever You Play, Play to Win! Gin's Ho-Hum Weekend To-Do List 1. Stock up on paper napkins and stain remover. 2. Think of a good excuse not to buy Hasegawa a new shirt. 3. Find out what kind of monster would swipe my strawberry milk from the fridge. 4. Get tickets to the game at Edo Dome while it's still standing. 5. Tell Shinpachi, Kondo and Matsudaira they're buying if they want me to go for drinks with them.

It's samurai vs. aliens!The samurai didn't stand a chance. First, the aliens invaded Japan. Next, they took all the jobs. And then they confiscated everyone's swords. So what does a hotheaded former samurai like Gintoki "Gin" Sakata do to make ends meet? Take any odd job that comes his way, even if it means losing his dignity.Yoruzuya Trio Will Work for Food1. Sea Monster extermination2. Traveling exorcism3. Convenience-store sitting/motorcycle gang thrashing4. Rescuing kidnapping victims (willing and unwilling)Special SkillsPachinko, TV shopping, participating in shotgun weddings, and much much more!

After aliens invade Japan and take all the jobs, former samurai Sakata "Gin" Gintoki takes any odd job that comes his way to make ends meet

It's samurai vs. aliens! The samurai didn't stand a chance. First, the aliens invaded Japan. Next, they took all the jobs. And then they confiscated everyone's swords. So what does a hotheaded former samurai like Gintoki "Gin" Sakata do to make ends meet? Take any odd job that comes his way, even if it means losing his dignity. After All, Your Enemy of Yesterday Is Still Your Enemy Today Gin's Street Fighting Lessons Learned (Top 5) 1. Frontal wedgies are extremely effective. 2. Girls hit a lot harder the more innocent they look (unless they are alien gorillas). 3. Only morons start fights in the Ninja Bar. Yeah, only morons... 4. Using a bazooka is cheating (but it sure settles things quickly). 5. No one hits harder than Shinpachi's sister Otae when she's riled.

Gin's "to do" list for this volume: 1. Pick a fight with those Shinsengumi losers 2. Throw out my old SHONEN JUMP magazines 3. Save Shinpachi and Kagara AGAIN 4. Take Kagura's so-called dog for a walk 5. Protect the environment

It's samurai vs. aliens!The samurai didn't stand a chance. First, the aliens invaded Japan. Next, they took all the jobs. And then they confiscated everyone's swords. So what does a hotheaded former samurai like Gintoki "Gin" Sakata do to make ends meet? Take any odd job that comes his way, even if it means losing his dignity.Fighting Should Be Done With FistsLove is in the air! Gin helps an escaped convict make amends with his daughter, fights a duel with the love-struck chief of the secret police, and tracks down a dying man's childhood sweetheart, who has seen better days...