In his new book of adventures, Tim the tiny horse has to deal with some BIG things. He falls in love for the first time with a lady fly who doesn't appreciate him, so he acquires a pet greenfly (called George) to love instead. He has fun being best man at Fly's wedding, and experiences the joys and horrors of babysitting Fly's new baby.
Have you heard the one about the new Matt Millz book? But then his twelve- year-old manager Kitty has a brainwave: if they can persuade their teachers to take a school play up to the Edinburgh Festival, they could hold a comedy night too. But Matt's got a rival new school-mate Jamie who is pushing to be in the comedy line-up.
Open with your best gag. Finish with your second best. Make sure your face matches the material. Sell your routine . . . Matt Millz LOVES stand up comedy. He's studied the best. He's memorized all the advice. He spends hours writing new gags and thinking up crazy sketches . . . So when the school run a talent contest, of course he's going to enter. What he doesn't count on is: Last minute total meltdown His best mate pulling out zero seconds before going on Teeny tiny Kitty Hope and her own bonkers ambitions His stepdad's own 'funny' ideas And headmaster, Meredith Pavey, who very definitely has it in for him. Comedy gold from a comedy genius.
But when Kitty suggests he takes a break to work on his routine, Matt can't stand to go back to his normal life. But it doesn't take long for the shine to wear off and when they try and force him on to his first Live At the Apollo, without any preparation and no new jokes, how can Matt save himself from the ultimate humiliation?
Britain's favourite comedian, Harry Hill, loves jokes so much that he has put together a side-splitting joke book for all the family. Containing Harry's favourite jokes picked from the world's joke archive, it also features jokes written by Harry, including some brand-new ones written specially for this book. Warning: now even funnier!
A TIMES BEST COMEDY BOOK OF 2021'The funniest man in the world has written the funniest book in the world.' DAVID WALLIAMS
Think Samuel Pepys meets Katie Price. This frank and sometimes controversial diary details one hectic year in the eye of the showbiz storm, cut with a heavy mix of the day-to-day goings-on in Bexhill, where Harry lives at home with his mother and occasional Filipino fiancee, Lay Dee.
One very small horse takes on the world of radio, has a go at reality TV and ponders the meaning of life . Tim's pluck and humour has delighted children and their parents in his two books, Tim the Tiny Horse and Tim the Tiny Horse at Large.