Patient: Doctor, I think I'm a cricket ball!Doctor: Don't worry, it'll be over soon. Crammed full of hilarious cricketing jokes from players and pundits alike, Cricket's Funniest Jokes will bowl over any fan of the gentleman's game - guaranteed to raise a laugh when you're stumped or when rain stops play.
Football is obviously very serious business - like when that disallowed goal was 'never off-side', and that was 'totally a dive' - but it's a funny old game really. This compendium of hilarious jokes will help you see the lighter side when your team is showing you up, and give your mates a good chuckle at the celebrations when they win.
A collection of wonderful, celebratory quotes on turning 50--as Michelle Pfeiffer says, "If you think hitting forty is liberating, wait till you hit fifty." "I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent." --Wendy Cope You're halfway to scoring a century but the best half is yet to come! It's taken you 50 years to look this fabulous so celebrate in style with these gutsy quips and quotes from daring demi-centenarians.
`Oh, to be seventy again.' Georges ClemenceauYou're seventy years young and still going strong!Throw caution to the wind and laugh in the face of maturity as you soak up thesecapricious quips and quotes from not-so-serious septuagenarians.
There's something very special about dad jokes - they're always enjoyably terrible, sometimes quite witty and occasionally downright hilarious. If you're a dad looking to add to your collection of cheesy puns and one-liners, or you'd like to beat your old man at his own game, this collection offers a year's worth of mirth suitable for all ages.