The humorous misadventures of an LA party girl abducted by tobacco loving jackass-teroids. With excessive drinking and drug use about to destroy her life, Bianca Lombardi vows on her twenty-first birthday to clean up her act. But a cigar smoking jerk from outer space and a voluptuous prostitute with an axed off face arrive unexpectedly to derail her plans. Abducted by the Tultoromae, Bianca is transported to an alien base deep beneath Earth's surface. Believing she is the key to their salvation from extinction, they will stop at nothing to force her compliance. To escape their sadistic torments and warn her world of the insidious threat growing below, Bianca must gamble her life and that of the one alien with whom she is forging a powerful bond, Cdr. Raddo Rotic.
