This is your life

It's a big night at the London Palladium. As Jimmy Conway steps out live on national television, blinking in the spotlights, he can't help wondering whether he should have perhaps shared his little secret with someone else by now. Jimmy has never done any performing of any sort ever before... Just as bogus doctors are occasionally discovered working in hospitals, Jimmy Conway has become a bogus celebrity: winning an award for something he never did, being photographed in Hello! in someone else's house, and ultimately making a fool of the entire mad and shallow celebrity merry-go-round.