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Een Engelse zakenman vindt allerlei problemen op zijn weg wanneer hij in opdracht een keten theesalons in Frankrijk opzet.
Deze serie volgt de avonturen van Paul West, een typische Brit die zich een weg baant door de charme en de chaos van het Franse leven. Met geestige observaties en humoristische tegenslagen verkent het verhaal de culturele botsingen, de beproevingen van het leven als expat en de dagelijkse absurditeiten die het leven interessant maken. Het is een heerlijke mix van reisverslag, komedie en scherpzinnig commentaar op culturele verschillen en menselijke zwakheden.






Een Engelse zakenman vindt allerlei problemen op zijn weg wanneer hij in opdracht een keten theesalons in Frankrijk opzet.
Pierwsza książka Stephena Clarke’a, Merde! Rok w Paryżu, błyskawicznie stała się bestsellerem na całym świecie, również w Polsce osiągając ogromny sukces. Teraz do rąk polskich czytelników trafia druga część przygód Brytyjczyka we Francji. Jaka jest najlepsza metoda, by przestraszyć żandarma? Dlaczego Francuzi wpisują choroby przenoszone drogą płciową do swoich CV? Dlaczego na publicznych plażach nudystów nie istnieją znaki ostrzegawcze przed kłopotami, na jakie narażony jest plażowicz? I jak poradzić sobie z plagą cukinii? Na te i inne pytania odpowiedzi szuka Paul West, wciąż zmagający się z fundamentalnymi problemami, na jakie skazany jest cudzoziemiec w obcym kraju. Książka Stephena Clarke'a to niezwykle zabawna powieść przygodowa, a zarazem doskonały przewodnik po współczesnej Francji. Tym razem Paul postanawia rozkręcić w Paryżu własny biznes. W wolnych chwilach poszukuje dla siebie idealnej francuskiej mademoiselle. Czy znajdzie wymarzoną l’amour éternel, czy też jego starania okażą się... merde warte?
Paul West Is Driving Across The Usa In A Mini, And Feeling Just As Foreign As He Ever Did In France. He Has Accepted A Job Promoting The Uk As A Tourist Destination, And His Car Is Supposed To Symbolise Britain'S Image In The World. But To Americans It Looks Plain Cramped.It Feels Cramped Too Because Paul Is Sharing It With His French Girlfriend Alexa Who Is Making An On-The-Road Documentary About American Cultural Colonialism And Similar French Preconceptions. And They'Re About To Become Even More Cramped When They'Re Joined By Paul'S American Friend Jake; A Young Hitchhiker Who Claims To Be On The Way To Las Vegas To Begin Her Ma In Cheerleading; And A Very Bad Prince Harry Imitator.Paul'S Coast-To-Coast Drive Is On A Tight Deadline. He Must Also Mastermind A Series Of Typically British Publicity Stunts In Key Cities. Finally He Must Deliver His Plucky Little Car To Hollywood As The Centrepiece Of Britain'S Bid To Be Voted Tourist Destination Of The Year. With France, China And The Usa Also In The Running, National Pride Is At Stake - As Is Paul'S Bonus.But These Turn Out To Be The Least Of Paul'S Problems. Soon His Love Life Is Looking Like A War-Zone. And As He Should Know Better Than Anyone, When War Is Declared - Merde Happens ...
Englishman Paul West has just received an offer he can't refuse: two weeks in the sun, all expenses paid, with a beautiful blonde called Gloria Monday. M, as Gloria likes to be known, is down south to report on caviar trafficking but it soon becomes o
Englishman Paul West is living the Parisian dream, and doing his best not to annoy the French.Threatened with eviction, unemployment and bankrupcy, Paul realises that his personal merde factor is about to hit the fan...
One Brit in Brussels. Two French Women. And a whole lot of merde. The hilarious new novel from Stephen Clarke, bestselling author of A Year in the Merde and A Thousand Years of Annoying the French. Does Brussels really want to outlaw bingo, bagpipes and smoky bacon crisps? Are eurocrats trying to rename the English Channel? And can the ink in euro notes really make men impotent? No. Well, not exactly. But it is true that the EU is a seriously flawed institution. And it's about to become even more so as Englishman Paul West goes to Brussels to work for a French MEP, and gets an insider's view of what really goes on in the massive madhouse that is the EU Parliament. As Britain prepares to vote whether it stays in or exits the EU, Paul gets the chance to influence the result of the referendum. He has to decide: better the devil you know? Or bring on the Brexit? It's a decision that could cost him a lot more than his euro paypacket . . .