Tall, dead & handsomeIf you like taking walks in the graveyardand falling down in the rainIf you're not into cooking,if you have half a brain.If you like waking up at midnight, horror film, and voodoo,then I'm the guy who you've looked forand I'm dying to meet you!Mortimer is looking for love. And he’s looking everywhere! He’s worked out at the gym (if only his arm wouldn’t keep falling off). He’s tried ballroom dancing lessons (but the ladies found him to be a bit stiff). He’s even been on stalemate.com. How’s a guy supposed to find a ghoul? When it seems all hope has died, could the girl of Mortimer’s dreams be just one horrifying shriek away?
