At your grand old age, it's probably too late to take up pole dancing and the closest thing you get to extreme sports these days is prying the top off a ketchup bottle. On the bright side, you can now lie back and take it easy—just not so far back that you can't get yourself up again. And just think—it's only 20 years before you get that telegram from the Queen! The perfect gift for anyone reaching this milestone age.
Exploring the humorous concept of canine companionship, this book presents the idea of training dogs to assist with driving. It addresses various scenarios where humans might struggle with mobility, whether due to failing eyesight, impaired judgment, or other challenges. With a lighthearted tone, the author delves into the whimsical yet practical notion of having dogs take on the role of chauffeurs, blending comedy with the unique bond between humans and their pets.
Brace yourself... 50 is approaching!There's no denying it - you've officially got `a few years' under your belt (and possibly a few extra notches on it). But don't trade your party gear for a pair of slippers just yet, because there's plenty more fun to be had. This cheerful little book, full of tongue- in-cheek advice, will help you carry on strutting your stuff for many years to come!
Packed with an array of humor, this joke book features knock-knock jokes, clever one-liners, and puns that guarantee laughter. It's designed specifically for adults, making it the perfect companion for parties or gatherings where a light-hearted atmosphere is desired. Enjoy the playful and ridiculous content that promises to entertain and amuse.
After returning from the hospital with your Louis Vuitton bag, you realize you've left the baby behind. Now the real challenge starts, requiring survival skills like courage to handle crying and tantrums, and immense patience.
It's the best of times and the worst of times. You're welcoming a new addition to the family, but you're now officially old. You're also an eternal babysitter. On the plus side, you can enjoy spoiling the little darlings rotten and hand them back at the end of the day before the nappies start overflowing.
Being a grandparent brings both joy and challenges. You celebrate a new family member while facing the reality of aging, taking on the role of a constant caregiver, and juggling the task of remembering another name.
Brace yourself... 40 is approaching!Once your thirties are behind you, there are no excuses left - you're indisputably experienced', certifiably mature'. But don't trade that margarita for a mug of cocoa just yet, because there's plenty more fun to be had. This cheerful little book, full of tongue-in-cheek advice, will help keep your mojo working for many years to come!
Your back goes out more than you do. You find yourself repeating things over and over. You find yourself repea… oh, hang on… If this sounds all too familiar, perhaps it’s time to grab a cup of cocoa, settle down into your comfiest armchair, and find out whether you really are over the hill or just going round the bend. If your favorite shoes are your slippers, you remember going a day without taking a photo of something or having to actually "hang up" a phone, or you find yourself using phrases like "in my day," then this book will give you a good chuckle (but nothing more strenuous than that—we don’t want you putting your back out again).
This book humorously critiques past predictions of apocalypse, highlighting their absurdity compared to genuine, scientifically grounded threats to our existence that could truly end life as we know it.