At your grand old age, it's probably too late to take up pole dancing and the closest thing you get to extreme sports these days is prying the top off a ketchup bottle. On the bright side, you can now lie back and take it easy—just not so far back that you can't get yourself up again. And just think—it's only 20 years before you get that telegram from the Queen! The perfect gift for anyone reaching this milestone age.
After returning from the hospital with your Louis Vuitton bag, you realize you've left the baby behind. Now the real challenge starts, requiring survival skills like courage to handle crying and tantrums, and immense patience.
You may now be bored of the novelty of a free bus pass, hair may be growing in unusual places and you'll never make it through the late night feature without nodding off. On the bright side, you can look forward to tearing up the pavement on your own top-of-the-range mobility scooter.
There's no denying it - you're OLD, but that comes with a lot of perks. You can get away with saying the most outrageous things. You can dress however you damn well please. And after learning from all your mistakes, you're now as wise as you are wizened. It's your time to recline, and this hilarious book will show you how it's done.
This book sifts through all aspects of modern life to find the most prevalent and irritating cliches of our age.
At last, no more parents! But who's going to do your washing, and bail you out when you're short of cash? Hmm, you're going to need survival skills. This mischievous little book will help you see through your university years with tongue-in-cheek advice and cheeky illustrations.
Wenn die eigenen Kinder Eltern werden, ist auch bei den Großeltern guter Rat teuer. Denn heute werden die Gutenachtgeschichten aus dem Tablet vorgelesen, die Strampler kommen von einer Nobelmarke, der Weihnachtsmann lebt, wenn überhaupt, nicht am Nordpol, sondern in Grönland. Und: Es gibt definitiv mehr Lebensmittelallergien als politisch korrekte Krippenspiele. Dieses humorvolle Büchlein schafft Durchblick: „Großeltern für Anfänger“ ist ein locker getextetes, augenzwinkerndes Nachschlagewerk mit Kultcharakter.
