The Bookstore is a captivating and intriguing story of Titus, a radioactive dwarf elephant, his daughter and her best friend. All three have particular powers. They leave a war torn country to seek a more peaceful environment; they relocate to a New Zealand island and build a magical bookstore. The books allow any reader to be literally 'in' the book and on those unique adventures. Find out the interesting backstory of how this bookstore came to be and experience hilarious incidents.
This is the third saga in the lives of the dysfunctional Zonk family. The Zonk Farm of The Warped Noodle is prospering, with the addition of many wonderfully unhinged murderers. However, the Zonk Estate and The Truck Stop become the target of demonic attacks. Can they track down where these attacks are coming from, and why? They are ably assisted by Damn David, a large modified bat, whose mission is to ingest Republican conservatives who want to rid the planet of Zonks. And the residents of The Warped Noodle may yet have a role in their salvation...
The Zonk family have been successful entrepreneurs for generations - and their mission is to ferret out radical conservatism.Amongst their enterprises is the Zonk Estate, a home for disenfranchised orphans. The title of the estate is held by Chesterfield T. Dangleberry, Esquire (aka Chester the pig, who speaks three languages fluently but none of them human). On entering the Gates of Dangleberry, religions, political affiliations, racism, sexism and any other ‘ism' are left behind. Those that enter are under the Rule of Zonk-where everyone has a voice and a vote, and is encouraged to use that power.Other enterprises include an asylum for the humane incarceration for the delusional - the Zonk Farm for the Warped Noodle. Ward three is for Republicans only.Roger is a fifth-dimensional being who pops in on the Zonks to see how they are doing, and any individuals who die are reconstituted by him on Teegarden C.These fantastical tales are a continuation from ‘The Chronicles of Zonk'.
You might say that the Zonk family are dysfunctional...Gretchen and her brother, Thaddeus, inherit a dilapidated truck stop in Poncha Springs and, with their mastery of fellatio, develop it into an address for odd progressives, liberal teachers, perverts, and thieves, who go there for fuel, food, and fellatio. It becomes known as the Palace of the Three F's.Along with Cornelius Zonk and his incredible inventions, Gretchen applies her science to save the world, and Thaddeus, who is not the brightest bulb in the Zonk knife drawer, has no freak'n clue what is to become of his pathetic brain.