Stuart McLean Boeken

In more hilarious tales set in and around the Vinyl Cafe, Dave and Morley would tell you that life is what you make it. Unfortunately for them, that means a compilation of mistakes, miscues, misunderstandings and muddle.

We May Not Be Big, But We're Small, reads the framed motto by the cash register in The Vinyl Cafe, a quirky second-hand record store in Canada. The stories in this book chronicle the misadventures of the Vinyl Cafe's proprietor, Dave. Dave, and his wife Morley, would, no doubt, tell you that life is what you make it. Unfortunately, that means a compilation of mistakes, misunderstandings and muddle. After all, what father's humanity wouldn't be challenged by a USD563.30 bill for a sick guinea pig? Whose backyard hasn't been placed under siege when a rare bird takes up residence? Luckily for Morley and Dave the chaotic melody of life is underscored by the harmonious sounds of family, friends and neighbours. People like Kenny Wong who runs Wong's Scottish Meat Pies down the street from the record store. The book introduces a multitude of characters in twenty hilarious hymns to common foibles and everyday absurdities.

This book is 97.5% true. It tells of a man’s great escape from modern techno-life, as well as a desire to prove that John Donne, the 17th Century preacher, is a total loser. All ‘men’ are islands, dear John. The story occurs in a bitter jungle full of leeches, talking carpet pythons and very annoying Christians. It is a story about pain and beauty, prison and freedom, torture and love – life, in other words.

Featuring five brand new Christmas stories alongside the beloved classic "Dave Cooks the Turkey," this collection showcases Stuart McLean's signature storytelling style. With heartwarming humor and relatable characters, the tales capture the spirit of the holiday season, making it a delightful addition for fans of the Vinyl Cafe.