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Lee Lynch

    Santa's Little Brother Sorta Claus Tells Fun Things about Santa
    Take a Big Bite: Moderation Is for Monks. Specialization Is for Insects.
    • Big Bite is not your usual memoir. It's 87 short stories beginning with Lee Lynch's sex education in the seventh grade while working at the drugstore in his hometown of Belle Plaine, Minnesota where he learned Kotex is not a dinner napkin. A heartwarming immigration and wedding story, three escapes from death, and how he helped change the national law on the use of the polygraph. The final story is his obituary announcing that his memorial service will be a fundraiser.Strange places, weird people and the luck of the Irish.

      Take a Big Bite: Moderation Is for Monks. Specialization Is for Insects.
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    • Kids always have a lot of questions about Santa Claus. His little brother Sorta has a lot of answers. What's it like having such a famous brother? What does Santa eat? What does Santa do if there's a fire in the fireplace? Does Santa drink every glass of milk and eat every cookie? How can Santa go everywhere in just one night? How old is Santa? Get answers to these questions and meet the rest of the Claus family, including Santa's sister Kinda and his uncle Uffda.

      Santa's Little Brother Sorta Claus Tells Fun Things about Santa