Muddle Your Way Through Fatherhood

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The second book in Paul Merrill’s ‘Muddle’ series, this is a politically incorrect, humorous guide to every aspect of fatherhood. A perfect stocking filler or Father’s Day present for any man contemplating having a baby, about to become a dad or for those already ‘blessed’.Covering everything from conception to the kids leaving home, this will arm you with almost no practical knowledge, but is packed with the stuff you really need to know and the real parenting books won’t tell you.Find out..Why babies shouldn’t watch Schindler’s ListIf you have chosen the right mother for your childrenThe tell tale signs your teenager has become a terroristHow to change a nappy in 17 easy stagesSimple ways to avoid being assaulted during childbirthHow to stop your son becoming a nerd/daughter becoming a hookerThe greatest lies to tell your kidsIs your son a serial killer?If it’s wrong to steal your child’s drugsFatherhood tips from the barking frogThrough a series of spoof quizzes, lists, flow charts, cartoons and real-life examples, this book will probably alarm more than it will reassure. But, at least you’ve been warned.